Saturday, 4 May 2019

Ye rap nahi mere jazbaat hain, mere apno ke liye meri taraf se ek saugat hain..

Kisi ki kahani rahegi nahi adhuri.. sabke liye bolunga jitna hoga jaruri

Jahan khatam kiya tha shuru wahan se karunga...

Fir se ganja queen ka birthday aaya , aj baat puri kahunga

 Memory me tu sharp 

Logic me weak , log tujhe kehte piece antique

Teri programming me god ne miss kiya guilt 

Murder karke bhi tu reh sakti chilled ..

Badi different hai teri definition of tameez

Gusse me has de , pyar me tu faad de kameez..

Programming language tujhe samajh nahi aati .. but human language tu  pick kar jati

Teri funny marathi aur perfect English se hue hum amazed

God rakhe tujhe always blessed ( happy birthday)

Bari aati hai uski jo meri life ka integral part mere na chahte hue bhi mujhe kai baar le gayi Dmart .sorry babes jokes apart..πŸ˜€

On a serious note , in my heart you are on top of the chart..

Tere aane se pehle meri life thi black and white tv ka durdarshan ..tujhe mera sab kuch arpan.. meri color tv ki cable .. tere bina mai hu bilkul disableπŸ˜€

I want to tell you, tujhse alag rehke samjh aayi teri value

Mana ki mai paisa bahot kamana chahta hu lekin teri aur meri khushiyo ki ho baat aur paisa unhe khareed sake uski nahi aukaat

Thai massage me happy ending ka offer kar liya resist

Us din mana ki true love does exist.. love you

Tu chhoti hai behen meri zimmedari hamesha badi nibhai hai

Zindagi aur logo ki tune bahot acchi samajh payi hai

Pyar bahot karti hai tu apno se ,magar jata nahi pati

Kabhi khul ke apni feelings, bata nahi pati

Tu best hai in arguments and debate

Kar sakta nahi tujhe koi manipulate

Log kehte marraige is an institution 

Mai kahunga man na ho to mat lena isme admission 

For life’s problems it is not a final solution 

Baat karunga uski jo yahan age me hai sabse chhota

But don’t underestimate him sikka nahi hai  ye khota

When I’m saying this I’m fully sure

Hairan hu ki bina struggle ke bhi life ne tujhe kiya hai mature

Apni marksheets ko mat banne dena apni pehchan 

Sare failures ko kar dena nakaam

Mujhe lagta hai, Kaam tu kuch bhi kare paisa bahot kamayega

Drug dealer mat ban jana ghar walo se bahot jute khayega πŸ˜„

Sacchai ka praman ek ..Anup Pramanik

Masum shaitaniyat ka praman ek.. Anup Pramanik

Tune haste haste har dard ko jhela hai

Yaad rakhna tu kabhi nahi akela hai

Tu hai Patience ki misaal

Insaniyat ka kad tera vishal 

Tu hai dosto ki maa, 

Agla banda hai Neeraj Sharma

Tu hai energy ka power house , tere naam darz hain kai casting couch πŸ˜€


Tere kandhe pe sir rakh ke roya kai baar

Fir pata nahi kyu chhoti batein ban gayi war

Logo ke liye tu jeeta hai , har gam apne haste haste peeta hai

Apne jokes pe tu khud hi hasta hai ..log na dhyan de to jokes karta hai repeat.. mano ho gayi ho defeat

Maine kai baar ye observe kiya aur tere liye tere PJs pe bhi has diya




Jo sabse last me wo hai dynamite

Party kar sakta whole night 

Teri intelligence hai bahot badi mystery

Lekin aasan hai tere dil pe victory

Tujhse jarur hai dil ka koi rishta , tu sala nahi.... hai koi farishta 

Tu aur mai hosh me rehte dumb, ganje maar ke ban jate bomb

Sabko bata de tu hai nahi kisi se kam

I like your creativity, fuck the reality chal chale trip pe ho jahan na koi rule .. na bande jabardasti ke cool bana rahe ek dusre ko fool 

Sales ka hai banda tu, nashe ka open market 

Ja kar le apne pure sare target

Tu kalyog ka god ..nahi teri innocence me koi fraud..

Success milegi yahin mat soch jane ka abroad 

Friday, 3 May 2019

Sangarsho aur vifaltao ne jeevan ko naye aayam diye

Acche dino ne alochak parijano ke sheesh sare jhuka diye

Kashto ne jhakjhora ,Aabhavo me pala

Samay ke sath ek naveen jeevan shaili me dhala

Ab safalta me na jyda ullas hai na vifalta me  nirasha

Jeevan jo bacha hai usme kuch kar gujarne ki hai asha